This is a picture of some ducks. Nice aren't they?
Now that's where I stop. Some overly paranoid types say this is a picture of ducks sitting evilly and plotting to overrule the world. Tch. Just some happy little ducks playing in the sun I say.
... news flash ... ducks do sit in trees ... end news flash ...
There aren't enough ducks in the world. We need more ducks. No, really.
"Quack." -- Tibbles the Duck
Popular opinion has it that ducks are evil. This is patently wrong. Ducks aren't evil.
Just try doing a search in Google for pictures of evil ducks. How many would evil ducks would you find, eh? It all gets a bit obscure, I can tell you.
Just a few weeks ago I was sitting in the back room in our house and I looked into the backyard to see a duck waddling around! (Photographic evidence now included)
Spang! Visit the bizarre world of the spoon. Twong! Features a NEW and strange spoon spin by a visitor to the website.
What is it and how do you get some? Stay tuned. I may reveal more. It's more likely that I'll continue to say nothing and leave cankie moose as enigmatic in nature as it currently is, but, what the heck, stay tuned anyway.
Why am I talking about dinosaurs? I should be talking about ducks? What would you know? Anyway, maybe there's something in it to with ducks...
Oh, so you think you need more ducks? If you really think that way, take a look at these well hung ducks, torrent ducks, duck names and more, it should put you off ducks for a while.
No, no, no. Let's not panic. It's not a video clip or webstream of a duck getting nude, however interesting that might be. It's just a strip of photos of some weird ducks. Oh, and a spoon.
Don't like ducks? This page is definitely not about ducks. It will show you evidence of an Evil Oscar however. And ems and other stuff. Lots of it. Yup.
Yes, that's right. Ducks have an evil community that links worldwide. Hah. No, these are just some pointless, timewasting and generally stupid links about ducks and duck things.